Merry DicksMas Greeting Card

Merry DicksMas - The Only Holiday Card That Truly Says “I Care” Forget chestnuts roasting on an open fire. This Christmas, let’s talk about dicks. Specifically, the Merry DicksMas Greeting Card - the festive, joy-filled way to let someone know you’re thinking about them… and also about genitals. This isn’t your grandma’s holiday card with snowmen and Bible verses. This is high-quality cardstock printed with “Merry DicksMas” front and center, ready to make any recipient laugh, choke on their eggnog, or question your mental stability. Pair it with glitter, dick confetti, or even a full bag of dicks for the ultimate holiday gag gift. Click Add to Cart now, because nothing says “season’s greetings” like a tasteful reminder of the male anatomy. Why You Absolutely Need To Send This Because holiday cards are boring. Every year it’s the same dull crap - “Wishing you peace and joy,” “Hope your family is blessed,” blah blah blah. Snooze fest. The Merry DicksMas Greeting Card is for people