Dick Greeting Card - All I want for Christmas Is You

‘Tis the Season to Be Raunchy You could give them socks. You could give them cologne. Hell, you could even give them that overpriced throw blanket with sleeves. But let’s be honest - what your partner really wants this holiday season is to laugh so hard they almost piss themselves. Enter the All I Want for Christmas Is Your Dick Greeting Card, the cheekiest, pop-up penis-packed card on the internet. Yes, there’s a dick inside. No, grandma should not open it. This isn’t just a funny Christmas card. It’s a whole mood. A bold, unapologetic, sleigh-bell-slap to the face of boring romance. You wanna say "I love you" and "I'm horny" in one festive swoop? This is it. Why Your Holiday Needs More D Because the holidays are already stressful - weird relatives, dry turkey, and awkward gift exchanges. You deserve something that makes the room go silent, then erupt into uncomfortable laughter. This is more than a naughty holiday card - it's the stuff holiday legends are made of. Picture this: they