Christmas Tree Card

This Christmas Card Is Hard. Literally. “I like you how I like my Christmas tree” is a sweet holiday sentiment... until you open the card and see it ends with one word: ERECT. That’s it. That’s the joke. And it’s perfect. The Christmas Tree Card is the kind of filthy holiday humor you didn’t know you needed until you laughed-snorted eggnog through your nose. Whether you’re roasting your best friend, trolling your hookup, or just looking for an adult Christmas card that doesn’t suck Rudolph’s left nut, this one nails it. Add to cart, you beautiful degenerate. It’s time to erect some holiday cheer. Because Everyone Loves a Stiff Tree You’ve done the polite holiday cards. You’ve signed your name next to boring-ass snowflakes and glittery Jesus quotes. But this year? This year, you’re giving the gift of a hard laugh. The Christmas Tree Card is a folded miracle of adult Christmas humor. It starts off looking all warm and fuzzy with the message: “I like you how I like my Christmas tre