Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card

Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card

$8.99
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Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible! This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK". Like any of our products, we'll also ship this 100% anonymously for you! MATERIAL DETAILS:CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inchesPAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock. IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*

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