Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card

Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card Some cards say “Happy Birthday.” Some say “Congratulations.” This one says EAT A DICK in glorious 3D pop-up form because sometimes that’s the only sentiment that really captures how you feel. We’re talking about a high-quality folded greeting card that opens to reveal a proud pop-up penis with the boldest message imaginable. It’s not subtle. It’s not sweet. It’s a full-on comedic middle finger wrapped in cardstock. Order now, ship it anonymously, and let someone’s day explode into laughter, shock, and possibly a spit-take. Why This Card Slaps (Literally and Figuratively) Think about the last time you got a greeting card. Probably had flowers, some boring cursive, and an impersonal “Best Wishes.” Snooze. Now imagine handing or mailing someone a card that opens to a massive unapologetic 3D dick. It’s pure chaos and it works every single time. Whether it’s revenge, a prank, or just a spontaneous “because I can,” this card is a guaranteed conversation